For Dustmites

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

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RON SWANSON!!

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Truth

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No, really… don’t drink Snake Juice

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Don’t drink Snake Juice! ;)

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WANT!

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Some people are just so disgustingly ignorant.

I LOVED these books!!! Couldn’t even think of the name until recently

Oh my god… I have goosebumps